SUMMER CLASSES

Breeding 101

Learn how to breed in and breed out. LOL. This 20-unit course is focused on proper behaviors and etiquette. At the end of the course, students are expected to showcase modesty, proper way of speaking and use of gestures, good eating habits and proper use of eating utensils, proper way of smiling and saying hi, proper way of walking, proper way of blinking and breathing, proper way of drinking from a fountain, proper way of combing the hair, proper hygiene and grooming (plus how to take a bath), and proper behaviors when dealing with people having achievement awards in a national competition. Learn these from the experts themselves who believe they, unlike ALL of us have ‘breeding’! Enrollment is now going on!

FINANCIAL STATEMENTS 101

Ever felt like accounting is never for you? Not anymore! Enroll in Financial Statements 101 and learn the horizontal and vertical analysis of financial statements, using books of journal, ledger and worksheet, the financial ratios, proper financial statement adjustment and fabrication, and how to get an A even if your business only has 3,000 net sales after four months (and your coordinator himself was the one who imposed for students not to get an A if the 40,000 sales is not met.). Learn these and more and be able to pass judgment to those dumb enough not to understand and create basic balance sheet and financial statements. Can’t wait for the payback? Enroll now!

English 101

“My mum ROSE me well” and “I have PUTTED everything AT the drawer”… C’mon! you can do better English than that! Learn talk good English like a pro. Enroll at the English 101 and be grammatically literate. Be the talk of the town and be hip. Hey Yeo… DEFINE yourself!

JOKES 101

Can’t do good jokes? Do the knock-knock and make everyone laugh out loud! Ask the experts for the best way of cracking jokes and the latest innovations in the world of clowns. For example, what can you see below?

Wrong . That’s a SQUARE ROOT! Hahaha. ((Joke Courtesy of Ms. January Luzada, Cum Laude of Ateneo ). Learn all these and more! Enroll now!

GROW UP

Act mature and be mature. Take life seriously and avoid joking around. Learn how to do poker face and to always keep your hands on the side. Sit with arms on your thighs and eyes forward. Master the art of meditation and make less of talking. Think fast and make sense. Keep an emotion-less face even if others are laughing off their feet or crying out loud. Learn to create your own world and live different. Ultimately Grow Up! This course is so much fun! Swear to God! (Can we at least have one student in this course?) Enroll now! Limited slots available!