Tuesday, April 29, 2008

THE BATTLE OF THE CENTURY

Laban na!
Who will win?

From the blue corner, wearing a blue suit made of non-waterproof silk and cotton, weighing 400 lbs., the man of steel with an “I love Louis Lane’ tattoo on the left check of his ass, SuperManiac Louie! (Clap clap… Boooo!!!)

From the red corner, wearing a maroon suit made of pure Kryptonium Ore, with built-in anti-X-ray vision and anti-laser sensory device, a locomotor shoes that enhances agility and speed, web stings made of addictive rugby, and a compact MP3 player. Ladies and Gentlemen, the man who can use Kagebushin technique, has Super strength, has Mutant powers of Magneto, has Luffy’s elasticity, and can summon Poseidon’s thunder and lightning… SpiderMike! (Standing Ovation…Whooo!!!!!)